i hate applying for jobs because the employers are always like: do you enjoy working in a stressful environment???? do you strive for unobtainable standards of perfection???? are you good at dealing with people that make you feel extremely uncomfortable??? do you mind losing real hours of your life in order to make minimum wage?? are you a fan of capitalism??? do you love selling your soul just so you can afford to live???
everything else just fades awaaaaaaay [me, tensing all my muscles, inhaling deeply, essentially preparing myself for a spiritual experience] IF THIS ROOM WAS BURNING—
I could never be an actor and play a character with a cool costume design because I would never give it back, they’d have to pry it from my cold dead body
there’s this church sign i pass every day that says “hurt people hurt people” and i know it’s supposed to mean like “people who are hurt, hurt people” but it sounds like a command