"We'll do something. I'll do something."
"Scott, just listen to me. You're not no one. Scott, you're my best friend, okay? And I need you. Scott, you're my brother. Alright, so if we're gonna do this, then I think you're just gonna have to take me with you then."
James Carstairs
We are bound, you and I.

fakedick:

Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school

jamescatstairs:

dallasboi1992:

The heroes Hollywood has been waiting for
The Fellowship of the Anti-Bieber

DiCap needs to be there

jamescatstairs:

dallasboi1992:

The heroes Hollywood has been waiting for

The Fellowship of the Anti-Bieber

DiCap needs to be there

bloodysigils:

do you ever cry because you’ve somehow managed to gain a truly fucking amazing person as your friend? and just think about how fucking blessed you are for their existence and how in some previous life you must have done something fucking amazing to deserve them in this life? DO YOU?

thinkonyoursins:

There is always that annoying family of 12 that walk into the theater at the last second

(Source: thecastofteenwolf)

protect jem carstairs from the tid fandom 2k14 

(Source: cursedthisway)

laurosnes:

more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins

(Source: arnericasinger)

dashconballpit:

i practice bisexuality because i want to be a better bisexual. a faster bisexual. a stronger bisexual. i came here to WIN

ahobbitscourage:

do you ever check how much time there’s left of an episode just to make sure they won’t stop there

(Source: squintymisha)

violasarecool:

misfitreindeer:

what if people’s hair changed color based on their emotions

like one day you’re out getting a cup of coffee and you notice some cutie in the back of the coffeeshop and your hair starts turning bright pink and you do you best to try to hide it but you can’t help but look over and

they’re just sitting there, staring at you, their face as flushed as their locks

tree-stump-palace:

whentherestrouble:

smoochums:

women grow hair on their boobs and their butts and their legs and their arms and their stomachs and their face and really anywhere their genetics decides to have hair and it is perfectly normal what isnt normal is men who have never touched a razor trying to shame women for not looking like a hairless baby

important

shout this loud.

luckyladybutterfly:

velvetonions:

there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES#THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.

(Source: queerbiologist)

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